Visiting The Zoo Someone told me that you'd gone astray What am I supposed to say? Shouldn't I care? Said you said I'm strictly second rate Can I reciprocate? Isn't it fair? And I haven't got a dime And I haven't got the time All the same I'm glad I came I'm just visiting the Zoo Cause it makes me think of you Here's hoping you can do the same. Teenage fever, now you've got it bad All the old toys you had Throw them away Go to college put on high heeled shoes Get friends that buy you blues Stay up all day And I haven't got a dime And I haven't got the time All the same I'm glad I came I'm just visiting the Zoo Cause it makes me think of you Here's hoping you can do the same. Top Questions? How's it going, how you doing, Are you feeling good tonight? Do you mind if I ask questions Do you think it'd be alright? Did she tell you we went out once? Did she say she loved me too? Did she tell you that I laughed when I found out she was with you? Does she make you buy her jewelry? Does she make you speak in tongues? Does she tell you about her brother who's got liquid in his lungs? Does she buy you clothes for christmas? Does she teach you to make sense? Does she let you read her poems 'bout the art of self-defense? Have you ever seen her cry or heard her listen to my songs? Does she ask you to apologize when you've done nothing wrong? Does she talk about me? Does she talk about me? Does she talk about me? Does she talk about me? Top Scenario This is my scenario Phonograph and radio I've written everything I know that I have ever seen. Get it started with a bang meet a pretty girl who sang a famous song of love at seventeen. All alone in a bar room, alone in a bar room. All alone in a bar room, alone in a bar room. Sister's in the everglades Mother swallows razor blades Father makes the flags for all the Labor Day parades. She hangs out at the five and ten She dates a lot of married men They take her out and wonder when She'll sing that song again. All alone in a bar room, alone in a bar room. All alone in a bar room, alone in a bar room. This is my Scenario Phonograph and radio I've written everything I know that I have ever seen. Get it started with a bang meet a pretty girl who sang a famous song of love at seventeen. All alone in a bar room, alone in a bar room. All alone in a bar room, alone in a bar room. Top Anything, Anything (I'll Give You) Okay, what is it tonight? Please just tell me what the hell is wrong! Do you wanna eat? Do you wanna sleep? Do you wanna drown? Just settle down, settle down, settle down! I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills give you anything you want-- hundred-dollar bills I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see just marry me marry me marry me! I'm so sick of you tonight You never stay awake when I get home Is something wrong with me? Is something wrong with you? I really wish I knew wish I knew wish I knew! I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills I'll give you anything you want-- hundred-dollar bills I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see Because you marry me marry me marry me! Marry me marry me marry me! I was young, I learned a game And love and happiness were the same Now I'm older and I don't play-- I found out the hardest way. I got wasted she got mad Called me names and she called her dad He got crazy and I did too Wondered what I did to you. I gave you candy, gave you diamonds, gave you pills Gave you anything you want-- Hundred-dollar bills! I even let you hear the songs I want to sing I'll give you anything anything anything I'll give you anything anything anything I'll give you anything anything anything anything anything anything Top Femme Fatale Here she comes Better watch your step She's going to break your heart in two, yeah, it's true. It's not hard to realize Just look into her false colored eyes She'll bring you up just to put you down Oh, what a clown. Cause everbody knows (Femme Fatale) The things she does to please (Femme Fatale) She's just a little tease (Femme Fatale) See the way she walks and hear the way she talks. You're written in her book You're number 47 have a look She's going to play you for a fool Yeah, it's true. Little boy, she's from the street Before you start, you're already beat She'll use her smile just to make you frown Oh, what a clown. Cause everbody knows (Femme Fatale) The things she does to please (Femme Fatale) She's just a little tease (Femme Fatale) See the way she walks (wolf whistle) and hear the way she talks. Cause everbody knows (Femme Fatale) The things she does to please (Femme Fatale) She's just a little tease (Femme Fatale) See the way she walks and hear the way she talks. Cause everybody knows... Top Candidate I'll make you a deal Like any other candidate With the tale walking home Cause your future's at stake My cities amaze you And even smells like the street There's a bar down at the end Where I can meet you and your friends So I scrawled on the walls In the blood of the tree-cutters Rolled up scandals and other boys And having so much fun with the poisonous peoples Spreading rumors and lies, and stories they made up. Some make you sing and some make you scream And some make you wish That you'd never been seen... There's a shop on the corner that's selling papier mache Making bullet-proof faces, join and dance with Casius Clay And if you want it, boy, Get it here babe! So you scream out a lie: "I want you! I need you! Anyone out there? Anytime?" You said: "kiss me, I'm the one" I said: "Daddy, I want you when it's Good it's really good, and when it's bad I'm not abusive" And if you want it, boy, Get it here babe! So on the street where you live I put the hole on my hand Before I put all I had into another man On the leather floor, in the back of a car In the center like a church with the door ajar Well I guess we must be looking for a different kind But we can't stop trying to make up our minds When the sun drips down on the city at night Flashin on the ground and kicking in fright I guess we could cruise down one more time With you by my side it should be fine We'll buy some drugs and watch a band And jump in the river holding hands Top Some Crazy Dame She's fantastic, she says "Man, it's great" She shakes hands, she's like a candidate She's so happy it's a carnival She gets snappy, she's an animal And she was She's on camera she's an actress now Such charisma on the mattress now I'm no film star I'm no modern saint I can't draw but I know how to paint And she was Oh, she's so political she's oh so critical Oh, she's hardly sociable she's non-negotiable Oh, she's so subliminal she's such a criminal SOME CRAZY DAME! She's fantastic, she says "Man, it's great" She shakes hands, she's like a candidate She's so happy it's a carnival She gets snappy, she's an animal And she was... Top Etc 13 men stand on 13 hills In their pockets they each hold 13 dollar bills 13 women in 13 cells At the 13th hour they each ring 13 bells I've got something, and what about this? Do you know what it is? Do you think you understand? Ha ha ha! 7 million in 7 banks Yield 7 words of english more than thanks 7 soldiers drive 7 tanks To the 7th place where everyone gives thanks I've got something, and what about this? Do you know what it is? Do you think you understand? Ho ho ho! Cause if you think that it all makes no sense it's the song for the dense E-t-c-e-t-e-r-a E-t-c-e-t-e-r-a E-t-c-e-t-e-r-a E-t-c-e-t-e-r-a 30 million in 30 states They all earn more so they get charged higher rates 30 biscuits on 30 plates Different colors cause they were made on different dates I've got something, and what about this? Do you know what it is? Do you think you understand? Hee hee hee! Cause if you think that it all makes no sense it's the song for the dense Ahhhhhhhhhhh, whoa whoa whoa-oh-whoa.... Top Transformation Maybe it's me, but I don't feel like waiting Maybe you will, but I won't, I don't know. Don't be afraid of the things that I'm stating I'm so amazed that I made them so well I... Feel much better than I felt I... Think I'm turning into someone else Maybe you're right but I don't feel like fighting Maybe you will, but I won't, I don't know. Don't be afraid of the phrases I'm writing I'm quite amazed that I hide them so well I... Feel much better than I felt I... Think I'm turning into someone else Maybe it's late but I don't feel like sleeping Maybe you will, but I won't, I don't know. Don't amazed by the secrets you're keeping Are you amazed that you're sleeping so well? I... feel much better than I felt I think I'm burning I think I'm learning I think I'm turning into someone else I think I'm burning I think I'm learning I think I'm turning into someone else... Top All I Want All I want is a big black car All I want is a minnow in a jar All I want is a diamond ring All I want is a picture of the king All I want is a life size photograph of Edith Sedgewick Post you know I wish I had her autograph Ba ba ba ba, baba ba baa! All I want is a one night stand All I want is every finger on your hand All I want is some second date All I want is a glass of lemonade All I want is my picture in a magazine or maybe see my face up on the silver screen na na nana, na nana naaaa ya ya yahyah, yah yahyah yaaaaah ta ta tata, ta tata taaaaa ba ba baba, ba baba baaaa Top Emerald City I've finally found it I'm feeling my way all around it I'm going to surround it Soon everything's going to be fine Hey hey I can do what I say I'm lost in a sweet dream I'm living on chocolate ice cream I'm letting off my steam Now everything's going to be fine High high I think I'll learn how to fly I went for the rental Those costumes were so continental How coincidental They said everything would be fine Ho ho I think I'm ready to go, go, go... Top